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The Ballad of Justin Guber

by Khaimano

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1.
Only On Facebook 04:13
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Good morning, baby, how’ve you been? You may not think that we are friends But I have known you from afar, girl, you’re my ever shining star We are connected through my best friend’s friend who met you over last weekend And then through some sheer circumstance we ended up becoming friends On Facebook Oh, yeah, on Facebook And unlike MySpace there is little chance of adding randoms who may ask To be your friend when you have never met them so we must be friends On Facebook Oh, yeah on Facebook I check your profile every day And I read every word you say And when you add some photographs of you and friends out at a bash If you look closely in the back you’ll see somewhere that I’ve been tagged And I may be quite far behind but I still watch you all the time when you’re On Facebook Oh, yeah on Facebook We even have similar applications added to our boxes section We’ve got 30 friends in common, though I only know 12 of them I’m a werewolf, you’re a vampire, girl you are my hearts desire On Facebook Oh, yeah on Facebook And every moment spent With you on-line playing Texas Poker I let you win at every hand Because I so adore ya And when your on-line puppy Died I sent some on-line flowers Girl I could stare at your profile picture For hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and days Only on Facebook I sent a message yesterday And ever since you’ve gone away I cannot find your profile anymore on my friends list where did you go? I tried to add you one more time but I still ain’t got no reply You’ve stepped out of my so-called life, now I can’t see your pretty smile On Facebook Oh, yeah on Facebook I can’t believe that you deleted me from your friends list how could you be So cruel and so insensitive, and after all the things I did Like send you kisses, gifts and hugs through superpoke I sent you love On Facebook I guess I’ve just been dumped on Facebook But I’ll find someone else on Facebook Or AdultFriendFinder.com
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Can't Get It Up 03:13
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Here me say I was with this girl last night We were out with my friends in a club We got to my place but there was a little problem Cos I couldn't get my member up How was I supposed to know That I'd get lucky last night But I couldn't get a hard on No matter how I tried No matter how hot she was looking didn't matter Because I had a problem with my friend down under I had too much to drink and by the time I got the rubber I didn't have no steam to stick it in to try and fuck her I didn't really care that it's a one night stand My only concern is to show her I'm a man But how am I a man if what I got that's in her hand Ain't bothering to get up, oh God, I just don't understand Tried everything I could But I can't get it up I need to get some wood But I can't get it up It's cos of me not you How can I get it up I'm trying but it's no good Cos I can't get it up Here me say I was with this girl last night We were out with my friends in a club We got to my place but there was a little problem Cos I couldn't get my member up How was I supposed to know That I'd get lucky last night But I couldn't get a hard on No matter how I tried She's trying everything and now she's giving me head But girl it's no use because that suckers dead And know she's stuck a finger in me where most guys dread She's trying everything to turn that putty into lead I cannot understand, oh no, I just can't see There is some kind of problem going on inside of me I picked her up at midnight, it's a quarter past three And now she's given up and fallen dead into sleep Tried everything I could But I can't get it up I need to get some wood But I can't get it up It's cos of me not you How can I get it up I'm trying but it's no good Cos I can't get it up Here me say I was with this girl last night We were out with my friends in a club We got to my place but there was a little problem Cos I couldn't get my member up How was I supposed to know That I'd get lucky last night But I couldn't get a hard on No matter how I tried Gonna wake up in the morning And I'll give it a try But she's not up for some lovin' And I think I know why She'll be gone before I know it And I'll see in her eye That the next time she goes out She's gonna pick another guy Here me say I was with this girl last night We were out with my friends in a club We got to my place but there was a little problem Cos I couldn't get my member up How was I supposed to know That I'd get lucky last night But I couldn't get a hard on No matter how I tried
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A Real Man's Anthem 05:42
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Believe Me 02:40
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She Doesn’t believe me When I say she’s extraordinary She Doesn’t believe me When I tell her that there isn’t any- Body else that can compare Or think about when she’s not there She Doesn’t believe a word I say She Doesn’t believe me When I tell her that she turns me on and She Doesn’t believe me When I tell her that there’s nothing wrong, with How she looks or how she smiles The way she moves it drives me wild, but She Doesn’t believe a word I say (And I could) Write it out across the sky She’d probably think that I was high And even if I told the world She’d still think that I’d rather be with some other girl She Doesn’t believe me When I tell her that she’s such a cutie She Doesn’t believe me When I tell her that I love that booty And even if I tell her that I love her so And that there’s no one else I’d rather kiss and hold She Doesn’t believe a word I say (And I could) Carve her name across my arm She’d tell me off for doing my poor body harm No matter what I say or do That girl still won’t believe that my love true I Hope she’ll believe me When she hears this song I wrote about her I Hope she’ll believe me When I tell her that there is no other Because I’m trying hard to prove it Even though she thinks that I am just deluded, ‘cos She Doesn’t believe a word I say
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I'm Not Chinese 02:54
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Still On My Mind feat. Az Samad 03:58
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It's been so many years but youre still on my mind Still in my head though you left me behind Still in my heart still hurts inside Still feel like it's my fault even though I tried To be the one that you wanted but we know that ain't never gonna happen Cos you never wanted me and I should really be forgetting Everything and let the past be the past Sometimes I can but it don't last Cos I know That you're still on my mind Still in my head Still see you in my dreams and when I get out of bed You're still deep in my heart Still twisting inside It's been too many years And these stupid-ass fears Still leave me a wreck Leave me feeling a fool I still can't believe that i put up with all the shit you put me through Though I never use to blame you but it's been a while And those feelings of self-hate have turned the other side all I feel inside is rage When I hear somebody say your name Or When I see your face, Even if it's just a picture, all the same I ain't seen you in the flesh for so long I don't know how I'd react Cos all this anger deep inside has got me mad And im so damn tired I'm so exhausted Of feeling all these feelings of regret and loss it's not Right it's not fair Cos you're moving on Whilst Im finding it so hard to try and be strong I know this feelings wrong Cos it's been too many years It's been too damn long I wish I could forget you But you're still on my mind Still in my head Still feeling wasted Like you left me for dead And I'm still just the same Still who I am I know that it's lame But I just don't give a damn Cos I'll never forget All the things that you said And ive finally stopped defending All your actions cos it doesn't make sense To be standing, waiting, wishing, hoping for something From someone who feels nothing for somebody who will love her cos you're still on my mind
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The Ballad of Justin Guber 04:55
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Numerous acoustic guitar based tracks recorded between 2007 till now. Free to download or pay as you want.

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released February 6, 2017

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Khaimano Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Started as a bedroom recording project. Became a ska-punk trio. Turning into a mix of every influence I know.

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